Does anyone ever get this feeling?
The feeling makes you feel like
nothing can stop you.
Nothing can stop you because you are rich.
Your rich because you invented the
time machine.
And why am I typing in this American
Typewriter font?
Because we are in the 50s fellow
people.
The
50s
I never knew Bradley needed diapers.
I never knew Melinda consumed carrots
dipped in horse urine.
I never knew Jimmy gave his college
tuition to the homeless.
I never knew Ashlyn was so awesome
and amazing. Oh wait. Everyone knows that!
I never knew my mom was the queen of
the universe (Or so it seems)
I never knew my dad was the
president of planet Jupiter.
I never knew my new puppy would enjoy
consuming cell phones.
I never knew that middle school would
make me want to yelp for help (I just rhymed dude) for my alphabet learning
years.
I never knew my cat would indulge on
pooping in neighbors’ yards.
I never knew that I am prone to
chipping my cell phone case.
I never knew that I have super amazing awesome friends. SYDNEY.
Hey. Guess what peeps. I knew all of
this. And for some reason we are still in the 50s.
Good golly miss Molly!
I am completely bonkers.